So I finally took a shot at emailing a guy from a dating site. He looked classy enough. I sent him my screen name and here is an excerpt from the lovely conversation that followed.
MadisonAve223: k i sent them
jsaunders1045: k brb
jsaunders1045: not working
jsaunders1045: send the pic to my email
MadisonAve223: oook
jsaunders1045: let me kno when u sent
MadisonAve223: k i sent them
jsaunders1045: i can tell by looking at your ics
jsaunders1045: you wouldnt like me aa boyfreind
MadisonAve223: oook
MadisonAve223: who said anything about boyfriend?
jsaunders1045: i have a downfall most women hate
MadisonAve223: um which is?
jsaunders1045: i like alot of bj's but neverb ene with a girl who likes to give them
MadisonAve223: this is the weirdest thing i've ever heard
MadisonAve223: its ok if you're just not attracted to me
jsaunders1045: i am
but are you ok with a guy like me who likes them alot
MadisonAve223: is this customary polite first conversation?
MadisonAve223: i mean there are of course plenty of things i could lay on the table, but you generally dont do that in a first conversation
MadisonAve223: i am thinking you think im attractive enough to blow you, and you want to establish your intentions
jsaunders1045: just want to know if you like giving them thats all
MadisonAve223: ok i think this conversation is done
Seriously?
About Me
- Chatie
- Hi you guys. I'm 27 and a fairly new addition to this great city of Poheezie. I moved here in October, 2006 to take a teaching job. I joined WAKA Kickball to make some new friends and hit the companionship jackpot. So, as I settle in for some hardcore living in the Hudson Valley, I choose to share with you mundane goings on to obsess over. Also, I like writing limericks, so you had better like that shit too.